IBM Almaden Cows

At the time of this writing I am a visiting researcher at the IBM Almaden Research Lab in San Jose, California. I have seen my share of research labs and i think i can say reasonably confident that this is probably the most amazing research lab in the world. I am hard pressed to think of something i would've done more to make a research place more enjoyable, productive and no-nonsense.




Workaholic that I am, I have always dreamt to be able to work, have lunch, work some more, go jogging around 6pm and come back to work again. This was never possible because of a simple thing as the lack of showers. Well guess what: we have showers here and there is even soap. I started jogging the second day I came. Would you like to play ping pong ? No problem ?




I am usually not too picky but I am not exactly eating fast-food. Well, let me tell you, the cafeteria lunch is great and cheap. There's usually 8-9 different entrees to choose from including vegetarian stuff and all kinds of sweet goodies. Maybe it is not as varied as Microsoft's in Redmond but it suits its purpose well. I usually never eat in the lab cafeteria, but started to do so since i came here. Of course it also helps that the outside tables are facing a beautiful scenery of hills and blossoming trees. The fact that we have recycle bins all over the place is a plus and gives me that great self-image feeling when i stuff that plastic cup in the plastic-recycle bin.


The lab is located at the top of a hill in the middle of a large park. Away from city dirt and traffic. Getting here is amazingly beautiful, especially in a rear-wheel drive bimmer on great curvy roads. Guess what. Another plus: no cell-phone signal here. Yupieee. As you enter the park, civilization seems to remain far far behind and a new world full of cows, deer and green pastures unravells. Yep, cows. Great ones too, although arguably not as beautiful as the indian, swiss or swedish ones.



Indeed, cows are important. What would the Almaden computer scientists do if not offered the view of such beautiful animals. I, for one, would be very close to understanding the link between universal relativity and NP. In fact there is a link but I am not going to bring it up here lest some people might think I am definitely out of my mind and never offer me the ability to prove them otherwise.




Virtually no traffic (only IBMers) and wide biking lanes make this the perfect place to bike and jog. It is great to jog down the hill. As you start going back up towards the lab you start to wonder how old you actually are. Listening to your gasping sounds one might say you're either smoking or spending the entire time inside an air-conditioned lab on a rotating chair. Hmmm. It might be true.



I am not even going to talk about the lunch experiences when i sit at a table and eat reading some paper, thinking that one of the authors of whatever i am reading is likely at the next table. There's so many faces that look very familiar and I intend to simply go online to find out who those people are. It happened twice already that people stopped me on the corridor talking to me for a while and i had to somehow infer where they know me from. Likely conferences.


I end my rambling here.
 I am listening to some very nice cuban music now. I am doing a little bit of more research writing and then I am going to watch a nice documentary about jazz in the cafe here, on the Arts channel. I wrote this thinking that maybe after a few months being here, my enthusiasm i felt 30 minutes ago when i came back from jogging, might fade and i would not be able to see things this way. Until our next adventure, here goes yet another weight-less moment.